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Me to poor, sore stomach: So, what do you want to eat?
Stomach: Meat
Me: We're out of meat. What about soup?
Stomach: All of the soups we have found that have no wheat, corn, or canola oil are vegetarian.
Me: Sad but true. How about mac and cheese? That has protein.
Stomach: Ewwww.
Me: Beans? Lentils? They have protein.
Stomach: I have too much gas already. How about this buffalo jerky?
Me: This hot *cajun spiced* buffalo jerky?
Stomach: Yeah, that sounds good.
Me: You're crazy.
Stomach: No, I'm hungry. You need protein. Eat the buffalo jerky.
Me: But you are already hurting! It's a bad idea.
Stomach: It's the only thing that looks good. Eat it.
Me: ...
Stomach: Trust me. Eat it.

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wyrmwwd
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:44 am (UTC)
When I am sick, I usually trust what my body tells me. Good luck!
wyld_dandelyon
Feb. 21st, 2014 01:13 am (UTC)
Yeah, me too, or I wouldn't have had that conversation at all.
pyraxis
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:48 am (UTC)
Did it work?
wyld_dandelyon
Feb. 19th, 2014 04:00 am (UTC)
So far so good.
msstacy13
Feb. 19th, 2014 11:45 am (UTC)
So it wasn't, ummm...
jerking you around?
shamshir_tin
Feb. 19th, 2014 05:18 am (UTC)
I am Dandelyon's unreasonable stomach.
wyld_dandelyon
Feb. 19th, 2014 05:29 am (UTC)
Well then,
Shape up, you stomach you, I have things to accomplish!
seekerval
Feb. 19th, 2014 03:07 pm (UTC)
Love the conversation. Do let us know which of you was right.
wyld_dandelyon
Feb. 21st, 2014 01:10 am (UTC)
The jerky worked out just fine. My stomach still isn't back to normal, but it felt better, not worse, after eating it.
seekerval
Feb. 21st, 2014 12:52 pm (UTC)
Gut instinct really works. ;~)
lb_lee
Feb. 19th, 2014 08:25 pm (UTC)
Hoo, I've been there. Just replace 'buffalo jerky' with 'dairy product.'

--Rogan
wyld_dandelyon
Feb. 21st, 2014 01:12 am (UTC)
Hmmmm...hot peppers aren't normally a problem for me, but hot pepper on an inflamed and sore body part usually isn't a good idea. I doubt this is a good analogy, really.

But it's no fair that dairy is an issue for you! Milk is a WONDERFUL thing. You have my sympathy.
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